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Hail Satan,fully debased,The Lord’s against thee. Blessed aren’t thou amongst women, and wretched is the fruit of thy womb, Beelzebub. Holy Satan, Father of Lies, prey on us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Hey, man.
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