The Arcade of Cruelty and The Very Special World of Joseph Larkin

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From the Desk of Joseph P. Larkin, CEO:

Love is a many splendored thing.

Several years ago I dated a woman for a few months. During our courtship the woman in question made it a point not to introduce me to any of her friends. This troubled me for reasons I do not understand now (these days I wish more girls I’m fucking would sequester me from their friends and loved ones). Like a skunk I made a stink. After weeks of pestering, she…
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