The Arcade of Cruelty and The Very Special World of Joseph Larkin

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From the Desk of Joseph P. Larkin, CEO:

Blessed are the sick.

It was raining in Hollywood when we left. It never rains in Hollywood. We were embarking on a 27-hour drive to my sister's house in Slidell, LA. An hour into the drive I started feeling something weird in the back of my throat. We pressed on. I started coughing. We pressed on. Somewhere around Houston I got a fever & became delirious; I'm sure I was delirious because I spent…
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