The Arcade of Cruelty and The Very Special World of Joseph Larkin

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From the Desk of Joseph P. Larkin, CEO:

Ships with holes will sink and I will swim.

“The Grease Megamix” soothes the losers as they go to work each day. That’s not for us, dig? We are better than that. “The Grease Megamix” has a beat u can dance 2 I’LL GIVE U THAT Now I’m just listening to sirens in the distance. Pretty good. I was in the stew for like an hour there, no phone, nothing, deep inside. Not much there This has either been…
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