The Arcade of Cruelty and The Very Special World of Joseph Larkin

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From the Desk of Joseph P. Larkin, CEO:

I got this job in a piss factory inspecting pipe.

Last week I awoke one morning to the passing of a kidney stone (and also to find I had been transformed into a hideous vermin). The pain was so mild that I fell back asleep. The pain did not remain mild; in fact, it would rapidly become the single most painful thing ever experienced by my person. In Taco Bell-speak, the pain went from Mild to Fire in about a…
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